Don't Call It A Comeback
Team Awesome @ Austin Heavy Hangers

The Hangers will be entering their home stadium this week in a 6 weeklosing slump, but they have shifted focus, changed personnel, and willbe amped up to play rivals Team Awesome. Coach of Awesome, Rider Knousehad this to say about the game, "Coach Fly has no clue what he is doingin fantasy football and I love it when I get to take advantage of hisstupid decisions. Ya know, kinda like when I used to sell beanie babiesout of my ice cream truck to little, wait a minute, nevermind, nextquestion." Well watch out Mr. Rider, because the Heavy Hangers are notscrewing around with their new roster. Coach Fly said, "Rider, why allthe animosity? Why can't we just be friends? Say hi to your mother forme." (There are rumors that later that night, in Coach Fly's kitchen,Erin Andrews heard him talking about marinating and smoking Rider'sbackstraps this weekend.) Watch out DOOOGAN. Enough of the drama, asfar as the game goes, this should be the game to watch. The line hasbeen shifting, but currently has the Hangers favored by 1.5. Thebetters in Vegas are not taking this seriously because why the hell isRobbie Gould projected for 15 points? The Hangers will need a reallybig week, this is basically make it or break it week to get into theplayoffs. Newcomers to the team, David Garrard and Thomas Jones arehappy as hell to be in Austin Texas. When asked about theirtransaction, Jones said, "No comment . . . oh wait, yeah I have acomment, that David Rambie guy is a dick." Easy there TJ. Team Awesomehas a slight advantage on the ground with Slaton and Maurice Jones Drew,while the Hangers have air superiority. This should be a battle to theend.


Just Like Your Old Man
Call Me Adam @ Chaos Theory

Watch this game and you may see one of the superpowers de-throned, andwhen I say superpowers, what I really mean is Geoff Shelton's team thathas been scored against LESS than any other team out there, 811 points.Give me a freakin break. This is just silly. Anyway, former Pacmancomes into Houston with a chip on his shoulder, and don't think for onesecond that Coach Denton won't knock that chip off before kickoff.Coach Denton said during Thursday practice, "Shelton doesn't do anythingbut kick back in his lazy boy with a sixer of miller lite tall boys andwatch his team every Sunday." When the cocky reporter informed Dentonthat it is FANTASY football and you don't have to PRACTICE, Coach Dentonknocked the poor SOB out. Then he ripped off his shirt and screamed,"We must protect this house" and proceeded to do 2000 pushups to helphis team win. About the game, Chaos is slightly favored in their homestadium, The Fear Factory, but don't underestimate Call Me Adam for onesecond. Adam has the advantage on the ground, Chaos with the better ofthe receivers. Every other position is matched up pretty even. Expecta nailbiter between two aggressive alpha players. If one team has aplayer with a breakout week, I think that team gets the WIN.