Fantasy Week

Silky O’Sullivans vs. TX Torpedoes
My name sake was benched for Shaun Hill. My opponent refuses to trade his players, but it may be for the best. Brosseau continues to beat the odds searching the Dallas scene for Pumas. A woman that is not quite old enough to be a cougar, but still likes to hunt bellows its age usually mid 20's early 30's.

"Searching for pumas is a gift. I am still crusin' by the local HP games looking for fresh bait but Pumas are more fun," said Torpedoes owner Brosseau. "Man if they could have seen me in my glory days wearing that grey shimmel.Suppose your lady sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner."

That is an interested story, however when I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and

Dad: Chris you are 27, it’s time to throw childish things aside.
Chris: OK Pop, but he didn't really say that he said that
Dad: Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job
Chris: Dad I manage a football team.
Dad::Oh, little league?
Chris: No a Fantasy league.



Cobra Kai vs. Team Frog Killer
Beau has no chance this week. The Kai continue to reap the benefits of Beau the Vagabond. Brooks is a true Maverick in the league this year. Defying the critics and the fantasy Gods. Rambie on the other hand is all ready spending his winnings betting big on all football games. Rambie seems to be getting a lot of satisfaction from those 15 dollar hookers? "I am NEVER satisfied! It's a curse," said Rambie.

"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot," said Brooks.

Team Hughes vs. Freaky Deaky
Hughes is favored big, but I think the Deaky pulls this one off. Jody Wallace has been a non-existent factor in the league this year and I am not sure how much he has help Mr. Hughes. I don’t know this Jody Wallace but he appears to be mooching off the Hughes success or failures. The league would like to hear from young Wallace. His thoughts on the league, his demands, and his history.

"Yeah! Crabcakes and Football," said Jody.

Jody is a little slow.

"I love... carpet.
I love... desk.
I love lamp.
I love lamp. I love lamp.
People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded"

And that is why the Deaky will win this week.

"I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches"

Dannah Montana vs. SA El Squid Row
This is going to be close but because Asher made a suckers trade last week he will pay for it this week. "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being an expert at fantasy. And I plan on finding out what that is," said Asher. "Maybe being really, really, ridiculously good looking."

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?

"Maybe but I have lived a very troubled life so I punish people for it," said Asher. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. "