Black Mamba is Brett Miles

Much like the Lakers, The Freaky Deakys will be looking to 3-Peat in 2010. The leader of the Freaky Deaky’s is California native Brett Miles. Miles much like Kobe Bryant is not afraid to take young white girls and bend them over to prove a point. Miles and Kobe share similar namesakes around women, otherwise known as the Black Mamba. You see the Black Mamba is shy and secretive and always seeks to escape when confronted. However, when a Black Mamba is cornered it mimics a cobra by spreading a neck-flap, exposing its black mouth, and hissing. If this attempt to scare away the attacker fails, the black mamba will strike repeatedly, injecting gratuitous amounts of venom.

“I am a rare breed of Mamba, I typically don’t try to escape when confronted. I just jut my jaw and scowl like a douchebag,” says Miles.



We noticed a couple changes in you since you tasted your first championship. First you moved from Atlanta to California. You've taken good ol southern morals and ethics and turned so far left I don’t even notice you anymore. In particular, you posed in all white for a notable California rag which made you look like a twink. What are you thoughts about the photo shoot.



“Well, they were supposed to make me look like a two time champion but all they did was make me look like a Nigerian princess,” said Miles while polishing his trophies. The Mamba sure has a flair for the dramatic.